賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之不帶顏色的通俗笑話(7)：一位心滿意足的客戶(雙語)
Unit 7 A Satisfied Customer 一位心滿意足的客戶
A rough-looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller.“I wanna open a god-damned checking account.”
有一位相貌粗魯的家伙走進銀行對柜臺職員說：“我想開個你他媽的活期存款賬戶。”
“Certainly, sir,” replied the young lady, “but there’s no need to use that kind of language.”
“當然可以啦，先生，”年輕的小姐回答說“，但沒有必要使用那種字眼。”
“Hey, get your ass in gear, will ya? I’m in a hurry.”
“嘿，你他媽的能不能快一點嗎？我在趕時間呢！”
“Sir, I’m not used to being spoken to in that way.”
“先生，我不習慣別人那樣子對我說話。”
“I wanna open a fucking checking account, and I want to do it now, understand?”
“我要開一個 的活期存款賬戶，而且要現在就辦，懂了嗎？”
“Sir, I’m going to get the manager,” said the indignant young lady.
“先生，我去 找經理來”氣憤的年輕小姐說著。
Soon she returned with the manager, a dignified white-haired gentleman, who asked, “What seems to be the trouble, sir?”
不久她帶了經理回來，那位滿頭白發、看起來很莊嚴的老先生問 道“：先生，到底有什問題嗎？”
“I just won ＄ 10.000,000 in the lottery, and I want to open a goddamn checking account.”
“我剛中彩券得了一千萬美元，我想開個你他媽的活期存款賬戶。”
“I see,”said the manager warmly. “And this bitch is giving you trouble?”
“我知道了，”經理說道“，而這個臭婊子在給您添麻煩，是吧？”
英語知識點解說：
1.rough-looking a. 看起來粗魯的
2.stroll vi. 漫步（=walk）
3.open a checking account 開一個活期存款戶頭
open a savings account 開個儲蓄存款戶頭
4.god-damned a. 該死的！（為一粗俗之口語用法）
5.there's no need to V 不需要……
例：There's no need to show me the way to the door, I know the way.
（你不需要帶我到門口，我知道路。）
6.gear n. 齒輪；排擋
in gear 在運轉
Get your ass in gear!
本文為一粗俗口語，意思為“請你動作快一點！”
7.in a hurry 匆忙；急急忙忙地
=in a rush
例：Come here in a hurry. I have something important to tell you.
（快到這里來。我有重要的事要告訴你。）
8.indignant a. 氣憤的
9.dignified a. 高貴的（noble）
10.lottery n. 彩票制度（不可數）
a lottery ticket 一張彩票（可數）
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