有沒有干酪
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if they had any cheese
A mouse went into a store and asked the clerk if they had any cheese, the clerk said no and the mouse left an hour later the mouse came back and asked agian do you have any cheese the clerk said no and if you ask again I will tape your mouth shut. the mouse came back an hour later and said do you have any tape the clerk said no so the mouse asked,"Do you have any cheese？"
有沒有干酪
一只老鼠進入一間商店問店員他們有沒有干酪, 店員說沒有。一小時之后老鼠又回來又問你有沒有干酪。店員說“沒有，如果你再問我有沒有干酪。就會用帶子綁起你的嘴。老鼠稍后又回來在一個小時后，問”你有帶子嗎 ？“店員說”沒有“。于是老鼠問:”你有干酪嗎?“
NOTE
tape your mouth shut 用帶子綁起你的嘴（英美電影里的常用口語）
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