外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹82：圣誕樹(中英)
Searching through row upon row of Christmas trees, my husband Norm and In picked one we liked. Then I noticed the one being held by a woman nearby the perfect tree. I watched as she carried it around the lot and couldn’t believe my eyes when she set it aside.
我和丈夫諾姆挑選圣誕樹，挑了一排又一排，終于選了一棵中意的。這時我注意到旁邊一位婦女手里拿的一棵—那是一棵絕好的圣誕樹。她拿著那棵樹在那個地方走來走去，我就一直看著。當她將樹放到一邊時，我簡直都不敢相信我的眼睛了。
I ditched ours and ran over to grab the coveted tree. "Aren't we lucky?" I said to Norm. "I do feel a little guilty, however, for taking it before she could change her mind.”
我丟開我們選的那棵，跑過去一把抓住那棵我垂涎已久的圣誕樹。“我們真走運!”我對諾姆說:“不過，我確實覺得有點愧疚，在她還沒來得及改變主意之前就把它拿了下來。”
"I wouldn’t worry ,”he replied, "she just ran over and snatched ours."
“我一點都不擔心，”他回答說。“她剛剛跑過來把我們那棵搶走了。”
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