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        英語幽默小故事帶翻譯: Stubborn “固執(zhí)”(中英雙語)

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        134.Stubborn

        134."固執(zhí)"

        As a real-estate broker, I once listed a house that had several rooms decorated in hot pink. I advised the seller to repaint,and was thrilled when he called to say he had done so. "You were right,"he said. "It looks much better now."

        我是個房地產(chǎn)商。一次,有所待出售的房子,里邊的墻被噴成了亮粉色。我向賣主建議把房子重噴一下。沒想到他很快給我回了電話說他已經(jīng)噴完了,并說:“你說得對,現(xiàn)在房子看上去好多了。”

        Several days later I showed the house to prospective buyers. We found the interior all freshly painted—in the same shade of hot pink.

        幾天后,我?guī)е鴰讉€買主去看房子,發(fā)現(xiàn)墻面被粉別一新,不過仍然是亮粉色。

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