無害的螞蟻
A medical student doing a rotation in toxicology at a poison control center told this story to his local newspaper. “Today, this woman called in
very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would
be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her
daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency Room right away.“
一名在毒控中心暫時從事毒理學研究的醫科學生向當地一家報紙講述了下面這個故事。
“今天，一個女人非常焦急地打來電話，因為她發現她的小女兒在吃螞蟻。我便馬上安慰她說，螞蟻是無害的，因而沒有必要
把她的女兒送到醫院來。她平靜了下來，在要結束通話的時候，她順帶提到她給女兒服用了一些滅蟻藥以便殺死那些螞蟻。我
對她說，那她最好立即把她女兒送到急診室來?！?/p>
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