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        他曾發(fā)誓要死

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        He Swore to Die

        "If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die."

        She refused him.

        Sixty years later, he died.


        他曾發(fā)誓要死

        “如果你不答應(yīng)嫁給我,”他發(fā)誓,“我就要去死。”

        六十年后,他死了。

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