A Whole Hour

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Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and 　　tattered. He was banged and bruised， and he had one arm in a sling. His 　　boss was purple with rage. 　　　"It's ten o'clock，" screamed the boss， "you were supposed to be here 　　at nine. What happened？" 　　　"I'm sorry，" explained Mr. Brown， "I fell out of ten-story window." 　　　"That took you a whole hour？"

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