英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Still care 思不斷!（中英雙語）
115.Still care
115.思不斷!
After spending all day watching football，Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the night in the chair. In the morning，his wife woke him up."Get up, dear," she said. A It's twenty to seven. "
看了一整天的橄欖球賽，亨利倒頭睡在了電視機旁的椅子上。第二天早上，他的妻子來叫他起床:“起來吧，親愛的，差二十分七點了。”
He woke with a start. "In whose favor?"
他被驚醒了，爬起來問:“哪方領先?”
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