英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Doctor’s promise 大夫的許諾（中英雙語）
84.Doctor's promise
84.大夫的許諾
A guy spots his doctor in the shopping center. He stops and says. "Two months ago when I was in your office， you told me to go home，get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. "I didn't?"the doctor says."Then what are you doing out of bed?"
一個人在購物中心看見了給他看病的大夫，他叫住了大夫說:“兩個月前，我到你辦會室去看病，你讓我回來躺在床上，等你的電話。但你從來就沒打過電話.”
大夫說:“我沒打過電話嗎?那你下床干什么呢?”
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