英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話：Quick Reaction 快速反應(yīng)
quick reaction
my battery commander and i were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit. the selected soldier needed to have keen eyesight, plus the ability to react quickly. during one interview, the commander pointed to a hill about a mile away and asked a young sergeant, "can you see that hill over there?"
"yes, sir." he replied.
"can you see the radio antenna on that hill?" again, the soldier said that he could. "well, then," the commander went on, "can you see that bird sitting on the antenna?"
the sergeant leaned forward and squinted. "no, sir," he said, "but i can hear it is singing."
he got the job.
快速反應(yīng)
我和連長(zhǎng)在面試我們炮兵部隊(duì)偵察中士一職的候選人。被選的士兵要求有敏銳的觀察力及快速的反應(yīng)力。在一次面試時(shí)，連長(zhǎng)指著一英里外的一座小山問(wèn)一名年輕的中士：“你能看見(jiàn)那座山嗎？”
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