今天我有個特輕松的活給你們
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.
"Will the laziest man please put his hand up." Nine hands went up.
"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.
"Too much trouble," came the reply.
一個建筑工頭手下有十個懶人給他干活，有一天他打算換個法子騙他們干點活。
“今天我有個特輕松的活給你們當中最懶的去干，”他宣布，“請最懶的人舉手。”
有九只手舉了起來。
“你為嗎不舉手啊？”他問第十個人。
“太費事了。（懶得舉手。）”那人回答。
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