最好的銷售-在世界上的人。
Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay."
" I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job."
He went into the building and spoke to the manager.” “I’m the best salesman in the world," he said. "Give me the job.”
"You must prove you're the best," the manager said.
"I'll pass every test you give me." Harry told him.
"Good."
The manager took a box of candy out of his desk.
"Last week, I bought a thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell them all before the end of the week, you can have the job.
"That's easy," Harry said.
He took the box of candy and left the office.
Every day and all day, he went from shop to shop, trying to sell boxes of the candy.
He couldn't sell one. The candy was so bad he couldn't even give it away.At the end of the week he went back to the manager.
"I'm sorry, sir, “he said," I was wrong about myself. I'm not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is.
"Oh," said the manager. "Who?"
"The person who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy,” Harry said.
哈里在櫥窗上看到一則廣告。它說：“想。最好的銷售-在世界上的人。最高支付?！薄拔沂且粋€偉大的推銷員?！惫嬖V自己“我可以賣任何東西。我去應聘這份工作。”他走進大樓，跟經理說?！薄拔沂鞘澜缟献詈玫氖圬泦T，”他說。”給我的工作。”“你必須證明你是最好的，”經理說?！拔視ㄟ^你給我的所有測試哈利對他說?！薄：芎?。經理帶了一盒糖果從他的辦公桌。“上個星期，我買了一千盒糖果。如果你能把他們賣掉之前的最后一周，你可以工作?！斑@很簡單，”哈利說。他把一盒糖果，離開了辦公室。每天從早到晚，他從商店，想賣的糖果盒。他賣不出去的人。糖果太糟糕，他甚至不能給它拿走。在一周結束時他回到教練。“對不起，先生，”他說，“我錯了我自己。我不是世界上最好的售貨員，但我知道是誰?！芭?，”經理說。”誰啊?！叭诉@一千箱糖果賣給你，”哈利說。
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