The Badge of A Fool
A certain man reading a book that treated of the secrets of nature， fell upon a chapter in which't was said that a man who has a long beard wears the badge of a fool.Upon which our reader takes up the candle in his hand， for't was in the nighttime， and views himself in the glass， and inconsiderately burns above half his beard off； whereupon he immediately takes upthe pen and writes in the margin of the book，“Proba tumest，”―that is， I know him to be a fool.
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