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        英漢雙語笑話習題簿2011.5.21

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           After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.
           Inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead: Horse, saddle and bridle for $50.
           Immediately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?
           Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(錯誤地) typed ad.

           一個人衷愛的馬死了,他打算在報上登則廣告如下:50元賣馬鞍和馬韁繩。
           無意中報紙在廣告語中加了個逗號,讀起來成這樣了,50元賣馬,馬鞍和馬韁繩。
           馬上就有人詢問這則廣告,這馬的價格真是太便宜了,詢問者說,馬有什么毛病嗎?
           哦,它是死的,安排這條誤入的廣告的人回答道?,F在你知道標點符號的重要性了吧?

                                                            

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