英語幽默精讀【99】Who Was That Man
The owner of a small travel agency saw an attractive couple gazing at his travel poster. Suddenly inspired, he ran up and told them his idea. "I'll give you an all-expenses-paid vacation in exchange for appearing in ads endorsing my agency." They agreed on the spot.
Three weeks later he met them at the airport. While the man checked on their baggage, the travel agent asked the woman about the trip. "The food on the cruise ship was wonderful," she said, ― and flying the Colorado was a thrill. But I do have one question. Who was that man I had to sleep with every night?"
※ Notes
（1） all-expenses-paid 所有費(fèi)用已付的
（2） in exchange for交換
（3） endorse v.認(rèn)可；贊同
（4） on the spot當(dāng)場
（5） thrill n.激動(dòng)；震顫
※ Exercises
根據(jù)短文回答下列問題：
① What were the man and the woman doing when the travel agent saw them?
② What was the travel agent's idea?
③ How long was the vacation for the man and the woman?
④ How was the trip according to the woman?
⑤ What was the woman's question?
※ 譯文
那男子是誰
一位小旅行社的老板看到漂亮的一男一女正在他的旅游廣告牌前駐足觀看。他突然靈機(jī)一動(dòng)，跑上前去告訴他們他的主意：“我為你們提供一次免費(fèi)的旅游，作為交換條件，你們必須在廣告中稱贊我的旅行社。”他們當(dāng)場表示同意。
三周后，他在機(jī)場見到他們。那位男子在檢查行李時(shí)，這位旅行經(jīng)紀(jì)人問那女子旅行情況。“游船上的食物很好，”她說，“而且飛越科羅拉多大峽谷實(shí)在刺激。不過我確實(shí)想問一個(gè)問題，那每天晚上我都必須和他睡在一起的男人是誰？”
※ 練習(xí)參考答案
① They were gazing at the travel poster.
② He would give them an all-expenses-paid vacation in exchange for their appearing in ads endorsing his travel agency.
③ Three weeks.
④ Wonderful.
⑤ The woman wanted to know who the man was.
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