英文笑話:Divorce
An old man and his young wife were getting divorce at a local court. But the custody of children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world， she should retain custody of them.
The old man also wanted the custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too.
After a long moment of silence， the old man slowly rose from his chair and replied， "Judge， when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out， does the Cokebelong to me or the machine？"
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