Lincoln had his third birthday
Willy:Abraham lincoln was born.
Teacher:Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Willy:Abraham lincoln had his third birthday.
老師：1809年發生了什么重大事件？
威利：亞伯拉罕—林肯誕生。
老師：正確。那么1812年發生了什么重要事件呢？
威利：亞伯拉罕—林肯過三周歲生日
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