因?yàn)槲覍鹱舆^敏
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."
Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.
幾個(gè)月來我暗示我需要一個(gè)新的結(jié)婚戒指，因?yàn)槲覍鹱舆^敏。在我生日那天，我正在花園里，我的丈夫問我想要什么禮物。我舉起我的雙手說，“嗯，你會注意到我的手是赤裸的。”那晚我激動(dòng)地打開我的禮物。”生日快樂，”他說，當(dāng)我拿出一副新的園藝手套。
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