趣味幽默雙語笑話 小白兔買面包
小白兔買面包
One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
一天有只小白兔來到面包店問：“請問你們有100個小面包嗎？”
The shopkeeper answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板回答：“抱歉我們沒有那么多。”
"Oh, that's a pity!" said the rabbit and left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔失望地離開了。
The second day the little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第二天小白兔又來到那個面包店問：“請問你們有100個小面包嗎？”
The shopkeeper again answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板仍回答：“抱歉我們沒有那么多。”
"Oh, it's a pity," said the rabbit, and again left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔又失望地離開了。
The third day the little white rabbit went again to the bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第三天小白兔依然來到那家面包店，問：“請問你們有100個小面包嗎？”
"Oh, yes we have 100 buns today!" the shopkeeper answered gladly.
“啊是的，今天我們有100個小面包啦！”老板高興地回答。
"That's great, I'll buy two, thank you!"
“那太好啦！我買2個，謝謝！”
The shopkeeper stood silently.
老板無語了……
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