英語幽默笑話 可以借用一下嗎
英語幽默笑話 可以借用一下嗎
Are you using your mower this afternoon?
今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?
Mr. Johnson:Are you using your mower this afternoon?
約翰遜先生：今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?
Mr. Smith.Yes.
史密斯先生：是的。
Mr. Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it ?
約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網球拍，那我可以借用一下嗎?
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