Lawyer’s Advice
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        英語幽默笑話30秒Unit38:Lawyer’s Advice 律師的忠告 (雙語)

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        Lawyer’s Advice


        律師的忠告

        A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to hanle his ulcer.

        有一位醫生和一位律師出席一場雞尾酒會,當時有一名男子走近這位醫生詢問有關如何處理他的潰瘍的忠告。

        The doctor mumbled some medical advice,then turned to the lawyer and asked,

        這位醫生就咕嚕咕嚕說了一些醫療上的忠告,然后轉向這位律師。

        "How do you handled the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"

        并問他:“當你在社交宴會場合中被人詢間忠告的時候,你都怎么處理這個情形呢?”

        "Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer.

        這位律師回答說: “就寄出一張聽取忠告的賬單呀”。

        On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issues the ulcer-stricken man a $50 account.

        下一天早上,這位醫生來到他的診療窒;開出一張五十元賬單給這名罹患潰瘍的男子。

        That afternoon he received a $100 account from the lawyer.

        而在那天下午他竟然就收到一張從律師那里寄來的一百元賬單。

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