那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事108：甜蜜的報復
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Sweet revenge
甜蜜的報復
A grandmother gave a water pistol as a birthday gift to her grandson.So he was squeezing and squashing it evenwhere, splashing all over,and the mother was very ,very disturbed.
外婆送給孫子一枝玩具水槍作為生日禮物。結果孫子拿著水槍玩耍，噴得到處都是水，讓媽媽非常生氣。
she looked sternty at her own mother,the grandmother."I.m surprised at you,mother!"
她板著臉看著自己的母親說道：“媽，您讓我感到很詫異！”
"Why?”Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" The grandmother said,"Yes dear,I remember!"
“怎么啦？”“您不記得以前我們是如何用水槍讓您抓狂的嗎？”“親愛的，我記得啊！"
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