外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹313：老虎來了(中英)
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance，running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of" Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. 'The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims，"Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一只老虎出現在遠處，向他們沖來。這時其中的一個人從包里拿出一雙“耐克”跑鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看著他說，“你以為穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過老虎嗎?”
His friend replies: "I don’t have to outrun it，I just have to run faster than you.”
他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”
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