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　　AVERAGE：

　　Not too bright.

　　EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED：

　　Has committed no major blunders to date.

　　ACTIVE SOCIALLY：

　　Drinks heavily.

　　ZEALOUS ATTITUDE：

　　Opinionated.

　　CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH：

　　Still one step ahead of the law.

　　UNLIMITED POTENTIAL：

　　Will stick with us until retirement.

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