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        趣味英語:用函數法破解英語難題,強悍

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        有一個英文老師出了一道這樣的難題,     
          題目是這樣子的:     
          ____is better than the god.     
          ____is worse than the evil.     
          if you eat____,you will die.     
          (三個空格必須是同一個字)     
          沒有人答的出來     
          結果。。。。。。     
          有一個數學老師用數學的方法解出來了     
             
          --------------答案在下面     
             
          設上帝之善是+∞     
          惡魔之惡是-∞     
          令所求為x     
          則x>+∞     
          x<-∞     
          ∴x屬于空集合     
          ∴x=nothing     
          answer:     
          nothing is better than the god.(沒有什么比上帝更好。)     
          nothing is worse than the evil.(也沒有什么比惡魔更壞。)     
          if you eat nothing,you will die(如果你什么也沒有吃,那么你就會死!)

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