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• 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選25： All Expect The Music除了音樂都好（英漢雙語笑話）

  25. All Expect The Music25.除了音樂都好A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music，so she arranged an outing to an afternoon c...

  2018-10-31 英語笑話

• 英漢幽默故事選讀【93】

  A Talk on the Phone　　I teach computer courses, and my students often call me at home with questions. One morning I was on the phone, explaining in computer language the solution to a problem, wh...

  2019-01-06 英語笑話

• 您的大衣著火了

  Your Coat Is on Fire The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. Th...

  2019-01-19 英語笑話

• Too Polite

  　　Too Polite太有禮貌　　A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woma...

  2018-12-28 英語笑話

• 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.11

  A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchfl...

  2018-11-23 英語笑話

• 給我那個打贏的

  　　Bring me the winner　　―― Waiter， this lobster has only one claw.　　―― I'm sorry， sir. It must have been in a fight.　　―― Well， bring me the winner then.　　給我那個打贏的吧　　―― 服務...

  2018-12-07 英語笑話

• Visiting a Chicken Farm

  One day， a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator， a chick just got out of its eggshell. "It's wonderful to see a little thing come out fr...

  2019-01-06 英語笑話

• 每日一笑(12.12)

  I'll Go There Myself 我自己過去 There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write. One day when the...

  2018-11-18 英語笑話

• 男人們制定的“婦女守則”（系列7）

  這是一篇既有趣又有一定真實性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人們的心理。與大家分享一下，希望你們也會喜歡。 we guys always hear...

  2018-10-29 英語笑話

• 找不到理由

  A: In order to make my wife feel happy, I have given up smoking, alcohol and gaming.B: She must be very happy then.A: Not at all. When she wants to scold me by enumerating m...

  2018-11-25 英語笑話