每日一笑(12.10)
那就更糟了 Much Worse
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth.
That would be much worse.
警察：有人搶你的手表時，你為什么不呼救呢？
男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。
真是對不起呀大家,周日我有急事沒有來及得發貼,現在補上.
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