變相收費 雙語笑話
Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of charge today. Waiter:“Yeah,you can have a free coffee.But we will charge your money for the seat and the cup 。 顧客：“每天你都會收我喝咖啡的錢，要是今天咖啡免費吶就太完美了” 服務員：但是我們會向你收位子占用費和使用杯子的費用。”
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