餐廳里的驅(qū)蠅妙招--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
there was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "oh, tell me, susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"
有位客人問餐廳的服務(wù)生：蘇珊，你們店里都沒有蒼蠅，你是怎么做到的？
so she said: "i just let the flies taste the stuff."
蘇珊回答說(shuō)：我只是讓蒼蠅先試吃我們的東西。
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