外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹194：技術支持(中英)
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
一個男的乘著熱汽球在天空中飛翔，可他發現自己迷路了。他降低了高度，看見下面有一個人。于是他把汽球又降低了一些，對那個人大喊:“打擾一下，您能告訴我這是哪里嗎?”
The man below says: "Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”
下面那個男的說:“你現在正在熱汽球里，漂浮在距離地面30英尺的地方。”
"You must work in Technical Support，” says the balloonist.
乘熱汽球的人說:“你一定是在技術支持部門工作。”
"I do,” replies the man. "How did you know?"
男的說:“是的，您是怎么知道的?”
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but completely useless.”
“您所告訴我的從技術上講完全正確，可是對我一點兒用都沒有。”
The man below says: "You must be in management.
“那您一定是在管理部門工作。”
“I am,” replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
“是的，您又是怎么知道的?”
"Well"，says the man , "you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re still in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault.”
“你不知道你在哪，也不知道要去哪，你希望得到我的幫助。我們見面之前你就在那里，現在仍然原地未動，但這卻放了我的責任了。”
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