英漢雙語笑話11.21
JOLE:
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
譯文:
一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院。他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”
醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了。”
聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。”
妻子說：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”
Exercises:
根據短文回答下列問題：
在這一個問題上，誰知道得更多？
練習答案：
當然不是醫生啦。
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