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          Halloween Funnies II What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

          Benjamin Frankenstein

          What do ghosts serve for dessert?

          Ice Scream

          What‘s a monsters favorite play?

          Romeo and Ghouliet

          What do witches put on their hair?

          Scare spray

          What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

          Bamboo

          What‘s a haunted chicken?

          A poultry-geist

          How can you tell when you‘re in bed with Count Dracula?- He has a big D on his pajamas

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