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           At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?    在深夜的時候,父親看見他已經結婚的兒子準備離家出走…他問兒子:你正在做什么?    The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!    兒子回答:爸爸,我對我的生活感到十分的厭煩!我的新婚發展的不順利,我的妻子和媽媽一直有沖突!在法律上我必須承受這些,我討厭這樣的生活,我想要遠離這里,我想要嘗試生活中的各種樂趣,我想要愉快的生活。

           Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you
           父親說:等等?。?!我和你一起走!

                                                       

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