英文笑話:A Nun
One day Jim was walking through town and accidently bumped into a nun. The nun said，" Hello， my name is Ellen.
Tomorrow I am going to be entering the convent， and I was hoping that you could show me the pleasures of sex. But first you must promise me that you are not married， and you can only enter through the ass."
Jim agreed to this， and went with Ellen to a near by hotel.
After they had sex Jim said，" I have a confession to make； I am married， and have two kids."
Then Ellen said，" That's alright， I too have a confession. I am not a nun， and my name is Dan.
英文 笑話本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/73643.html
相關(guān)文章
-
英漢雙語笑話習(xí)題簿11.4.13
Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad...
2018-11-24 英語笑話 -
爆笑英語幽默笑話精選22： An Entrance Examination入學(xué)考試（英漢雙語笑話）
22.An Entrance Examination22.入學(xué)考試In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music，the teacher asked one of the boys，"What is the most important physiological q...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：他們也這么說我們（雙語）
A:You know what?A:你知道什么？B:What?B:什么？A:The world is getting nuts.A:這個(gè)世界正在發(fā)狂。B:Yeah...and you know what else?B:是，你還知道什么？A:What?A:什么？B:We be the nuts they getting!B:他們也這...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
爆笑英語幽默笑話精55:Can His Football Come To Play他的足球能出來玩玩嗎（英漢雙語笑話）
55. Can His Football Come To Play55.他的足球能出來玩玩嗎A little boy knocked on the door of his classmate's house.When his classmate's mother answered，he said，小男孩在...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：We've got a problem 我們有一個(gè)問題了（雙語）
OK, I admit it. We've got a problem ...好吧,我承認(rèn)。我們有一個(gè)問題了……更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資料，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大全...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話： infections傳染病（雙語）
Hey，remember to rinse that before you eat! You can get some really bad infections!嘿,在你吃之前記得沖洗!否則你要得到一些傳染病! 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽...
2018-11-03 英語笑話 -
他總是試圖找到很好的球員
Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren't always smart enought to be accepted by the colleg...
2018-11-27 英語笑話 -
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in...
2018-12-08 英語笑話 -
英語習(xí)題簿11.5
JOKE: The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, He...
2018-11-22 英語笑話
