饑荒八成是你造成的唄。
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
賓館大堂，一特瘦的人碰上一特胖的人。
“瞧你那樣兒，”胖子說(shuō)，“沒(méi)準(zhǔn)又發(fā)生饑荒了吧。”
“沒(méi)錯(cuò)，”瘦子答道，“再瞧瞧你那樣兒，饑荒八成是你造成的唄。”
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