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          The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:“Let me ask the evolutionist a question ―― if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?”

          “I'll venture an answer, ” said an old lady. “We have worn them off sitting here so long.”。

          教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時,他的話題又來了:“讓我向進化論者提個問題――如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長著尾巴,那么現在尾巴到哪里去了?”

          “我來試試看,”一位老太太說。

          “該是我們在這里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”

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