英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇先鋒運動7：攀巖爬山(雙語閱讀)
第三部分 先鋒運動
unit 7 climbing sports 攀巖爬山
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇7：攀巖爬山(雙語閱讀)
second thoughts are best.
三思而后行。
professor is handing out the examination papers to a roomful of students.
教授正在給全班學生發考卷。
a:you will have exactly two hours. under no circumstances will i ac-cept a paper given to me after the deadline has passed.do you un-derstand?
你們有整整兩個小時的時間，超過規定時間交上來的考卷，不管什么原因，我絕對不收，明白嗎?
b:yes.
是。
( after two hours.兩小時以后。)
a:time is up.
時間到。
b:wait.
等一下。
(about 15 minutes later. a students come to the platform and give his
paper to the professor.
大約15分鐘以后，一個學生走向講臺，并把卷子給了教授。)
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