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• Interesting Points

  　　1. Tests have shown that women rate 3% higher in general intelligence than men, though their brain size is smaller.　　2. Women are walking radar detectors, that is why men have difficulty lyi...

  2018-12-07 英語笑話

• 效仿別人--雙語幽默笑話

  A Baby Sister 小妹妹 Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie? 保育員：約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你的小妹妹嗎？ Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had g...

  2018-10-29 英語笑話

• 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選31:The Name of a Poet詩人的名字（英漢雙語笑話）

  31 .The Name of a Poet31.詩人的名字Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in someschools today.我們的老師正在給我們介紹現在某些學校使用的一種新的記憶訓練系統。“It...

  2018-10-31 英語笑話

• 每日一笑（1.18）

  Walter Scott and the Beggar Sir Walter Scott was riding one day in the neighbourhood of Abbotsford, his residence; be came to a field-gate through which he wanted to pas...

  2018-11-18 英語笑話

• 英漢雙語笑話2

  1. Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"J...

  2018-11-20 英語笑話

• Short gender jokes

  　　What is the thinnest book in the world？　　What men know about women！　　Why don't men eat more M & M's？　　They are too hard to peel！　　What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50？　　Gifted！　　Wha...

  2018-12-27 英語笑話

• 催單

  　　In the veterinary office where I'm a technician， we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno， a German shepherd， arrived for his annual rabies shot， and we were required by sta...

  2018-12-10 英語笑話

• 一個墳墓永遠埋著兩個人嗎

  A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car,the little girl asked:“Mommy，do t...

  2018-11-27 英語笑話

• 怎么了我可是在7喜上班啊

  Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." T...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話

• 雙語笑話 roast pig

  roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." Bu...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話