Joke 29

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　　One evening there was a big dance at the hotel in our town. One of the guests at the dance was a man of about forty who thought he was so handsome that every girl who saw him would fall in love with him. At the beginning of one of the dances， he saw a pretty young woman who was standing beside an older lady at the edge of the dance-floor. He went up to the girl and asked her to dance.She had seen him dancing before， so she knew that he was a good dancer， and as she too liked dancing， she accepted.

　　After they had danced several dances together， the man led her into the garden and said， 'Do you tell your mother everything that you do？'

　　'Of course not，' she answered sweetly. 'She does not mind what I do now. But my husband always wants to know！'

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