外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹278：去天堂(中英)
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up…what about you、Terry? You haven't got your hand up，don’t you want to go to Heaven?
星期日學校的教員:想去天堂的人舉起手來，把手舉起來……你呢，哈里?你還沒舉手呢，你不想去天堂嗎?
Terry: I can’t. My Mum told me to go straight home.
哈里:我去不了，因為媽媽讓我一放學就回家。
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