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        英語笑話:如果我是一個經(jīng)理 if I Am a Manager

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         if i am a manager

          one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager.

          all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went to him and asked the reason.

          “i am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

        如果我是一個經(jīng)理

          一天課上,老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個經(jīng)理”為題寫一篇作文。

          所有的學(xué)生都在動筆寫了,只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。

          “我在等我的秘書”。那孩子答道。


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          assign vt.分配, 指派 (與to連用)分配

          the monitor was assigned to take notes for the meeting.

          班長被分派作會議記錄。

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