it was my dog!
先生，你看到那個事故了嗎？
Yes,I did,the driver of that car hit that post over there.
是的，我看到了，那輛車的司機接到那邊的桿子上。
What happended?
發生了什么事？
A dog ran across the road and the driver tried to avoid it.the car suddenly came towards me.it climbed on to the pavement and crashed into that post.
一條狗穿過馬路，那司機企圖躲開狗。突然，汽車朝我開過來。它走上人行道，撞到那根桿子上。
what did you do ?
你做了什么？
i ran across the street after the dog.
我穿過馬路去追狗。
Why did you do that? Were you afraid of the car?
你為什么這樣做呢？你怕汽車嗎？
I wasn't afraid of the car.I was afraid of the driver. The driver got out of the car and began shouting at me .He was very angry with me . you see.it was my dog.
我不怕汽車，我怕那個司機。他下了車，開始朝我喊了起來。他對我很生氣。你知道的，那是我的狗。
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