賭
“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from， but it's bet， bet， bet. ”
“ Leave it to me， ” said the principal.
A week later he phoned the boy's father. “ I think I've cured him，” he said.
“ How？ ”
“ Well， I saw him looking at my beard and he said， ” I bet that's a false beard， “ How much？ I said， and he said $ 5 ”
“ What happened ？ ” asked the father.
“ Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson！ ”
“ No， it won't，” said the father. “He bet me $10 on Monday that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week！ ”
“ 我想你幫我制止我兒子賭博。 ” 一位焦急的父親對兒子的校長說。 “ 我不知道他從哪兒學來的，總是賭 ， 賭 ， 賭。 ”“ 交給我吧！ ” 校長說。
一周后，他打電話給男孩的父親。 “ 我想我已使他改邪歸正。 ” 他說。
“ 怎么辦到的？ ”
“ 噢，他看著我的胡子，然后說： ' 我打賭那是假胡子。 ' ' 賭多少錢？ ' 我問，他說 5 美元。 ”
“ 后來怎樣？ ” 父親問道。
“ 于是他拉扯了我的胡子后，知道那是貨真價實的，我就要他給我 5 美元。我敢肯定我給了他一個教訓。 ”
“ 不行，那沒用。 ” 父親說。 “ 星期一他和我賭了 10 美元，說周末他可以讓你允許他拔你的胡子！ ”
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