全球各大行業(yè)英文標(biāo)語(yǔ)
An advertisement in a restaurant
一家飯店門(mén)口的廣告：
進(jìn)來(lái)吃飯吧，否則我們都要挨餓
Please come in to eat or both of us will starve。
Traffic slogans
交通宣傳標(biāo)語(yǔ)：
If you want to stay married, divorce speed。
想和愛(ài)人牽手，就和超速分手。
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough--or else they never will be.。.
如果你的孩子不夠大就別讓他開(kāi)車，否則他就可能再也長(zhǎng)不大了....。.
A US Marine Corps slogan for Anti-Terrorism
一條美國(guó)警方的反恐標(biāo)語(yǔ)：
It's God's responsibility to forgive the terrorists. It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting。
寬恕恐怖主義分子是上帝的責(zé)任，安排他們和上帝見(jiàn)面則是我們的責(zé)任。
A French training school in Germany
德國(guó)一家法語(yǔ)培訓(xùn)學(xué)校的招生廣告：
If you don't like the course, you can tell us to give your money back. But remember to tell us in French。
如果你聽(tīng)了一節(jié)課之后不喜歡這門(mén)課程，你可以要求退回學(xué)費(fèi)，但必須用法語(yǔ)說(shuō)。
A warning on the fence of a forbidden area
一處禁地圍墻上的警示：
No trespassing! Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again。
嚴(yán)禁擅闖！違者將被射殺；幸存者將被再次射殺。
Notice at the wildlife park
野生動(dòng)物園里的游客須知：
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrive them。
向鱷魚(yú)丟東西的人將被要求把東西取回。
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