外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹218：后繼有人(中英)
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. "Be still, my heart,” thought the doctor, "my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!” 'Then the child spoke into the instrument，"Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
在去往幼兒園的路上，一個醫生把她的聽診器留在了汽車座位上，她的小女兒拿起聽診器玩了起來。“我后繼有人了，”醫生心想，“我的女兒想要繼續我的事業!”接著小孩對著聽診器說:“歡迎來到麥當勞，我能為您做點什么嗎?”
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