你自己做好準(zhǔn)備吧!
A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個(gè)學(xué)生一次給父母拍了一份電報(bào)，上面寫(xiě)著：“媽媽?zhuān)宜泄φn都不及格，被學(xué)校開(kāi)除。讓爸爸做好準(zhǔn)備。”
兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準(zhǔn)備好。你自己做好準(zhǔn)備吧!”
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