英漢雙語笑話習(xí)題簿11.3.24

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   A: I have the perfect son.
   B: Does he smoke?
   A:No, he doesn't.
   B: Does he drink whiskey?
   A:No, he doesn't.
   B: Does he ever come home late?
   A:No, he doesn't.
   B:I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
   A:He will be six months old next Wednesday..    A:我有一個(gè)完美的兒子。
   B:他抽煙嗎？
   A:不，不抽。
   B:他喝威士忌嗎？
   A:不，他不喝。
   B:那他回家晚嗎？
   A:不，不會(huì)。
   B:我想你確實(shí)有一個(gè)完美的兒子。他多大了？
   A:下周三他就六個(gè)月大了。。練習(xí)：
現(xiàn)在你知道去哪里找男朋友了吧？答案：
幼兒園。。。

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