趣味圖片英語(yǔ)笑話：subway 地鐵（雙語(yǔ)）
There's no way we can accept the expansion of your subway. For thousands of years we have had a monopoly on constructing tunnels down here. We're gonna get in touch with our union!
我們不可以接受你們地鐵的擴(kuò)張。幾千年來(lái)我們已經(jīng)壟斷隧道的建設(shè)。我們會(huì)聯(lián)系我們的聯(lián)盟!
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