牙醫(yī)的偉大之處--雙語幽默笑話
while eating in a restaurant, i reprimanded（譴責(zé)，責(zé)難） my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . mump umn kmpfhm, was all i heard.
在飯店吃飯的時候，我申斥我4歲的兒子，因為他滿嘴食物在說話。喔、呢，我聽到的就是這些。
drew, i scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying.
杜魯，我責(zé)備道，沒人明白你在說什么。
he says he wants some ketchup（番茄醬） , my husband said calmly.
他說他要一些番茄醬，我丈夫平靜地說。
a woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, how in the world did you understand him?
坐在旁邊的一位婦女靠過來問道：你究竟如何明白他的話的呢？
i'm a dentist, my husband explained.
我是牙醫(yī)。我丈夫解釋道。
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