雙語幽默：別跟媽媽說謊 看外國男女合租的事
john invited his mother over for dinner. during the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful john's roommate was. she had long been suspicious of a relationship between john and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between john and the roommate than met the eye. reading his mom's thoughts, john volunteered, "i know what you must be thinking, but i assure you, julie and i are just roommates."
about a week later, julie came to john and said, "ever since your mother came to dinner, i've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. you don't suppose she took it, do you?" john said, "well, i doubt it, but i'll write her a letter just to be sure."
so he sat down and wrote "dear mother, i'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and i'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
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